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That's my girlfriend's job and she don't share the booty.

This is why you can't have nice things America, stop being so stupid all the time.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That's my girlfriend's job and she don't share the booty.

I thought you broke up

Do butt flexes

Originally posted by rudester
I thought you broke up

When you hunted it and stopped talking about her when I asked.

What difference would it make when you never believe me about anything.

Don't say that 😔 😭

I will on occasion exaggerate or embellish upon the reality of a thing, but the thing itself is at it's core the truth. So continue in your disbelief and I will try not to bend reality too far... but in the end it doesn't even matter.

Like a butt hole

Lady Louise Windsor looks awkward. Why do some of these Royals not know how to dress, they bloody have millions of dollars and can't afford a dog stylist.

Kate Middleton' is the only one of the lot that knows how to dress classie

I can't ****en sleep

No more porn for me 😂

I always end up watching step dad porn or handyman gets handy

Whatever will be will be.

Another hurricane coming to Florida.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
Another hurricane coming to Florida.

Someone tells me that hurricanes roll through here every so often I find someplace new to live. Go to a different state, guy tells me we get tornados quite often, find someplace new. Go over to the midwest, they get floods... nope. How about California erm they get earthquakes...ah fvck. Take the hint the planet is trying to kill you off.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Someone tells me that hurricanes roll through here every so often I find someplace new to live. Go to a different state, guy tells me we get tornados quite often, find someplace new. Go over to the midwest, they get floods... nope. How about California erm they get earthquakes...ah fvck. Take the hint the planet is trying to kill you off.