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Originally posted by in_a_row?
here are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs.

I listen to it in times of need.
So, basically every day.

"yo what up.
this is for anyone whos ever made love to a spider.
anyone who ever caught feelings for a spider.
anyone who wants to just take a spider into your bed and make out with it and be sweet.

Yo,okay. Spider in my room its f*ck'n spooky. woo woo!
Spider in my room the booty juicy. Yeah it is!
Spider in my room im try'n f*ck it.
Spider in my room im try'n suck it. yeah okay.
Spider in my room and its hella thick. Woo!
Spider in my room i dont give a sh*t. Not at all!
Spider in my room its 'bout to make me c*m.
Spider in my room its the only one. One and only!

okay. I kinda want to f*ck the spider. I do.
okay. I'm a lover not a fighter. I am.
okay. yeah I kinda want to date the spider. yuh yuh.
I wanna gradually hate the spider. yuh!
okay. I'm in love with the spider now. mwuah.
okay. I think its time to bring my friends around.
okay. They like, What you mean you love a spider? weird.
okay. Im like yo this aint your average spider. One and only!
uh! I take my spider out to dinner yah.
Okay, You know my spider is a winner yah. Number one.
I fly my spider out to Paris. Eiffel Tower.
Yuh.
This spider bout to meet my parents.
Yuh Yuh!
Okay. Now im fighting with my parents,
They think its weird i love a spider, But i dont care Nuh.
I love my spider and i wanna tell the world.
The thing about my spider is it aint no f*ck'n girl. Gay Spider!

Spider in my room its f*ck'n spooky. woo woo!
Spider in my room the booty juicy. Yeah it is!
Spider in my room im try'n f*ck it. f*ck that spider.
Spider in my room im try'n suck it. go down on it.

Spider in my room its f*ck'n spooky.
Spider in my room the booty juicy. woo woo!
spider in my room im try'n f*ck it. yuh!
Spider in my room im try'n suck it. Yuh. "

They just dont make music like they use too.

Very cute. 😂

Originally posted by rudester
I'm too masculine to be fem 😉

Not my type then.
Well. There is maybe one thing.
If youve got a really small... Lets call it a welshy, so we keep it PG.
If your welshy is small then maybe youre my type.
I dont like big welshys. Unless its on trans women. Then its fine.

Is that a thing? People like small Welshys? No mines large. Even with pants and underwear people are always looking at it. But that's another story. So I guess I'm not

Its the inner welshy thay counts

Well enough about sex, how's Niagara? I think I went when I was a kid

What do people do there for fun?

I watched the movie, "Movie 43". It was ridiculous 🤯

The skit with a kid being homeschooled was hilarious. When his mom tried to first kiss him 🤣

I dont know what people do for fun.

PM me a pic of your welshy so i can fondle mine.
Thats what i do for fun.

Wait.

No homo.

Okay. Now its not gay if you do it.

I know andrew would get mad at us.

I am trying this site isn't exactly pic friendly

Andrew?? Who's andrew

Lmao.
Naw you aint gotta.

Andrew is xyz.

Xyz is a boy 😂

Yes, my name is Andrew.

FunFact: Xyz likes teasing the gay men on this site with empty promises of dick and butthole pics

MMM 🤤🤔

I love butt holes. Unless they are ugly butt holes that haven't been washed 😂

Butt holes that look like rose buds 😂 Eew

When I posted above, I thought I was posting in the General Discussion Thread, where people discuss generals like Bernard Law Montgomery or Cleonymus of Athens