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How dare you talk to us and pretend to be one of us.

Wasn't this thread a gated community, keeping out the riff raff? Intolerable.

I'm just teasing. He's alright 😂

He's the guy you don't let sleep on your good couch, he gets the beat up ratty couch in the garage with the oil stained sleeping bag.

😂 dry

At least he's got an old 60s fridge full of beer and cheese to keep him company out there.

I haven't had a good beer in a long time. I need to get out more and relax

Even my farts disagree with me

You ever go out with coworkers, like a group thing where you get drinks and shoot the shit?

Not in a long time. I am not a good drunk. For some reason when I drink, I turn dark. 😆

Can't just keep it at a light buzz?

A light drink only makes me sleepy. Well depends.

I just leave alcohol alone because I don't recognize myself when I drink. I don't like the feeling of not being in control 😞

I wish I could change my username 😔

Shadow_King

I had the perfect porn name last week.

I knew I'd forget it if I didn't say it or write it down and I ended up forgetting it

Pinball_Wizard

Cuz yanno...Tommy.

The Who.

Those are more like band names

Would either of you suck elephant dick?