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Started by Phoenix Aska9,042 pages

Santa Claus is just some fat man who eats cookies and malests children when they are sleeping...

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

People reap what they sew...

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
People reap what they sew...
explains why I'm always reaping crap 😛

One time I saw this hot chick so I gave her some water. It was 90 degrees outside 😄

And I thought that you were in a good mood today badkitty....

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

BadKitty scratched my face so I ate an ice cream sandwhich 🪩

WHat's a scoff?

Originally posted by R0B
BadKitty scratched my face so I ate an ice cream sandwhich 🪩
sorry about that,thats part of what makes me bad...

I randomly scratch people *meow!* 😱

Originally posted by Phoenix Aska
WHat's a scoff?
To mock at or treat with derision

Originally posted by BadKitty
sorry about that,thats part of what makes me bad...

I randomly scratch people *meow!* 😱

I know, and you bit my hand which I didnt really mind 😛

Originally posted by R0B
I know, and you bit my hand which I didnt really mind 😛
well I was going to bite something else... but I thought that would get me into some trouble 😮

Originally posted by BadKitty
well I was going to bite something else... but I thought that would get me into some trouble 😮

Im glad my hand was closer to your mouth then the target you were thinking of 😄

Originally posted by R0B
Im glad my hand was closer to your mouth then the target you were thinking of 😄
yeah your toes were pretty far away 😛

Originally posted by BadKitty
yeah your toes were pretty far away 😛

I know, thats why Im glad that you didnt bite my toe, my feet are to sacred to be bit 😛

Originally posted by R0B
I know, thats why Im glad that you didnt bite my toe, my feet are to sacred to be bit 😛
just a nibble....it's nothing to be scared of 😄

Yes but my feet are like diamonds, to valuable to be touched by anybody other than me 🥷

I better stop now before everyone realizes I have a foot fetish 🤺

Your specialty is scratching people like me 😛