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turkey

cocktail

Life is like a hot bath. The longer you stay the more wrinkly you get.

I always thought life was like a box of chocolates...you never knew what you'd get next....

But I guess that up there ^ sounds good too....

here is my random coment i hate the dentist these braces hurt like crap....

^ I will now have sex with your feet ^

I used to have braces....they weren't that bad....

If my feet were made of pizza, I'd be walk'n on nubs.

Hahaha...if my feet were made of pizza I may be tempted to eat them myself....

(jk)

indeed

Will somebody just knock me the f*ck out?

My head is round, and that window is square.

pear

Is that the story, Johnny?!! Alias John!..Alias Jack!..Alias Jacky!!

*quack*

By george, I think she's got it

bruises

If everyone yook my advice, the world would be a better place!

😇

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

blablabla 😑