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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

you reap what you sew....

nowhere again by secret machines....good stuff

dolls of voodoo all stuck with pins
one for each of us and our sins

My biggest fear is that someone will make a TV movie of my life.

If a man steals your woman, the greatest revenge would be to let him keep her

I was born -- wait, it gets worse.

^ Never accept rides from strange men. And remember that all men are strange.

I went to the doctor the other day and he said I was a paranoid schizophrenic... Well, he didn't actually say it, but we know what he was thinking.

It's been fun baby cakes, but it's time for me to go.

😂 nighty night

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.

oh yes mozzarella sticks are good

hi im new 😊

Two Rules of Success : 1) Don't tell everything you know.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown.

this monkeys gone to heaven... this monkeys gone to heaven

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of

THe only thing i cant resist is temptation

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx.