Random Comments

It's all fun and games till someone freezes their butt shut.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Ado...Parting is such sweet...whatever.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If someone doesn't say "take care" after you sneeze, you'll turn into a fairy.

if someone says that you're special they really think you're stupid as hell....

if someone takes ur picture, they take ur soul.

I hate pictures....

ditto.

You ever feel like you're constantly on hallucinogenics?

No? Well screw you, pink elephant!

When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.

I believe that things in the shadows have two arms...

Have you ever fallen and not landed

are you in the wrong thread?

Are you?

I am

Oh of corse you are

Being a perfectionist sucks at times 🙁

Oye...

How bizzarre!