Tex's Neighborhood Road Rage Drama!

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Tex's Neighborhood Road Rage Drama!

😂 Oh, this is too funny😂

So there I am pulling out of my driveway, and my new next door neighbors pull out of their driveway at the same time, so we both head out in the same direction, I behind them.

Well, so then they get to a stop sign and just stand there like retards! So I wait patiently behind, observe that there is no traffic and reason for them not moving so I give a polite little 'beep'! Well, those idiots just continue to stand there, and its not like the car broke or anything cause its a new Audi, so I honk my horn for like 20 seconds, and then they move! They turn left, as do I, and drive 10 mph in a 30mph zone, mind you this is a one way street with one lane!

So I, at a boiling point, pull one of my James Bond driving maneuvers😎 and pass those hoes whilst presenting them my middle finger via my moon roof! (Dont try this at home, unless you too have a fabulous Volvo sports coupe😛)

Tex has places to be and people too see, my time is precious🪩

So you may think my story ends there, as it does not. Just now said next door neighbor comes to my house and says that his wife was very upset and that I was putting his families life in danger driving so erratically! So I start laughing, which did not go over too well with him, I told him that his fat wife should learn how drive and that I didn't want him or his penis breath on my property again, and slammed the door in his face😂

Oh, I'm in trouble now😂

er... hmm... o....kay..;

LOL!

lol 😄

lol !
watch your volvo now.as beeing so atractive yhey could become jelous and break or smash it...🙂

Ya, I suhjest you toss tiolet paper across your nieghbors yard.... 😖hifty: Make that USED tiolet paper! 😈

Nah, they're cars are much nicer than mine.
I dont think they're the violent type either, just stupid yuppies who think they own the road😠

Well I showed them 😮‍💨

indeed !!!
keep it up Tex,make us proud !!😄

And make them SUE!

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There have been 6 people shot and killed in road rage incidents just in the last 3 months here.
But then again we can walk around with a gun here. So it is not a good idea to be flipping anyone off around this town!

What happened to "Love thy neighbor?"

😂 Ohh goodness, naughty Tex 😛

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Dont mess with Tex😎

Yeah, but ya know what? Umm if penis breath tells my dad about me driving, I'm gonna get busted, cause he's still upset about my little pole hitting incident!

But after my tounge lashing and door slamming I doubt penis breath will ever show his face on my porch again!😈

What Tex fails to mention is that his neighbours are a 90 year old couple, which are the only kind of folk poor little Tex dares show the finger to😄 😛

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Whatever! If they were 90, I would have given them my pussy eating gesture instead! I'm not a monster afterall!

No, these douche bags are in their late 30s, with a stupid ugly little kid.😛

thought you said they were your neighbours, tex?