Tex's Neighborhood Road Rage Drama!
😂 Oh, this is too funny😂
So there I am pulling out of my driveway, and my new next door neighbors pull out of their driveway at the same time, so we both head out in the same direction, I behind them.
Well, so then they get to a stop sign and just stand there like retards! So I wait patiently behind, observe that there is no traffic and reason for them not moving so I give a polite little 'beep'! Well, those idiots just continue to stand there, and its not like the car broke or anything cause its a new Audi, so I honk my horn for like 20 seconds, and then they move! They turn left, as do I, and drive 10 mph in a 30mph zone, mind you this is a one way street with one lane!
So I, at a boiling point, pull one of my James Bond driving maneuvers😎 and pass those hoes whilst presenting them my middle finger via my moon roof! (Dont try this at home, unless you too have a fabulous Volvo sports coupe😛)
Tex has places to be and people too see, my time is precious🪩
So you may think my story ends there, as it does not. Just now said next door neighbor comes to my house and says that his wife was very upset and that I was putting his families life in danger driving so erratically! So I start laughing, which did not go over too well with him, I told him that his fat wife should learn how drive and that I didn't want him or his penis breath on my property again, and slammed the door in his face😂
Oh, I'm in trouble now😂