How Does It Feel Like To Shag A Celebrity?

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Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

How Does It Feel Like To Shag A Celebrity?

Hmm... seeing that my coup attempt failed, I am in a very bad mood. What the ****?! And just when I had a gut feeling that a couple of rebels were heading my way and joining my cause.

Anyway, back to my question. Indeed, how does it feel sleep with a celebrity??? Does it differ from sex with a reletively unknown person or not? Because I observed that a handful of you guys know a lot about stars and stuff, that maybe theres a chance you might've slept with them. Its a longshot but I was just wondering.

diegocala Replicant

I shagged Oprah once, it was wet and slippery with a lot of skin flaps and the like.

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

diegocala, diegocala, diegocala. tsk, tsk, tsk. I really didn't know you'd stoop so low to shag a talk show host. Well, we all got our hang-ups. Im guessing yours is Oprah. Oh just shut the **** up. Kes, do I have to be nice 2 this piss-ass?

Kes Philie

Well I do like him 🙂
Just laugh at his wierd (and kinda discusting in this case) sence of humor 🙂

diegocala Replicant

Don't go out of your way there Neo, but call me that again and we will have problems...

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

**** it! Whatever. Kes, stay the **** away from me. You know the drill.

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Problems schoblems! I got tons!

diegocala Replicant

You got issues kiddo

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Alritey then! about Oprah. i want details!

Hey, its a start.

mah J-type 327 Nubian

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
diegocala, diegocala, diegocala. tsk, tsk, tsk. I really didn't know you'd stoop so low to shag a talk show host.

You should know all about it. I mean, Jay Leno? Come on, show a little dignity!

Tired Hiker El Bastardo

I shagged Bob Hope last night. He didn't move much.

BellaButterfly brunette and tanned <3

hmmmmm....I wouldn't know cause i have never shagged anybody !!!

🙁 😮 👇 ❌

I feel depressed now

Crash_Overload Tonk's Husband

Don't be. Same here.

diegocala Replicant

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I shagged Bob Hope last night. He didn't move much.
I heard he was dirty...

BellaButterfly brunette and tanned <3

yay ......I am not the only virgin on this forum Wooooooooo

yerssot Senior Member

Originally posted by diegocala
I heard he was dirty...

"Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that"
-Christina Aguilera, Dirrty

BellaButterfly brunette and tanned <3

hahahahaha

Neo_Version 7 Smile (:

Hmmm... Talk Show Hosts are interesting **** buddies, but if its alrite, I was looking more into the lines of movie stars. Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Cameron Diaz. Maybe even Orlando Bloom got a roughin from a KMC Forum chick. I don't know.

diegocala Replicant

Yeah, she is a dirty girl

silver_tears Senior Member

i doubt anyone who has much free time to go on these forums has shagged orlando bloom or cameron diaz and them 😛