the drunk thread

aha aha

ouch... no more drunk day before work day. i was 20 min late to work today. wait what am i saying... work is not important... let me start that over..... no more working after drunk days.

Now that's the spirit.

this was truely made for me

Damn, I'm so bummed. My computer crashed yesterday when I was getting drunk and I tried for an hour and a half to get back on, but no luck. I ended up watching the beginning of Two Towers again and I passed out.

i am dead drfunnk right nwo i candt f ucking type

Awww that sucks TH

Yeah, tonight I am on my room mate's parents computer. He's house sitting and they have a dell. We didn't pay our cable bill so we haven't had tv for like threee months. He's watching the real world right now while I drink some beer and type.

i used to be able to drink 15 to 20 longnecks a night.....not any more....old age sux.....

I hear that. I'm going thru a drinking binge lately. Not the norm for me, contrary to popular belief. But it's fun for now.

beer, ok....hard liquor, me no likeeeee!!!!!! ❌ 👇

Tequila scares me.

i was in russia back in 1988 and tried some moonshine vodka...no shit.....they make moonshine over there.....

That must be crazy vodka. Vodka doesn't smell they say, but I think I can smell it. It smells kind of like Saki.

this stuff was like paint thinner....

vodka tastes and smells just like rubbing alcohol

okay i am drinking some smirnoff right now and it's pretty alright

That's funny, I'm cracking open a Smirnoff as we speak. What the heck. I'm gonna except the fact that tomorrow will be long and painful.

*sprays vodka around the room*

no, i'm really drinking a smirnoff, in real life.