Three drunk girls..

Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking.
They left in the early hours of the morning and went home their separate ways.

The next day,they all met up and compared notes about who was drunker the night before, the first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying I went straight home, walked into the house and as soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.

The second said, "You think that was drunk, hell I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I came across and I don't even have any insurance.

The third proclaimed, Damn I was the drunkest by far, when I got home I had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burnt the whole house down.

The room fell silent, then the first girl spoke out again "Girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

😘 😘 😘 😘 Oh my god that is terrible

That's Mr. Bad Joke for you.

Hi Gundy honey 🙂

hahahhahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

so where did you get that from

A sick Girlfriend

I already felt like crap, that just made it worse

heh...it's not that bad

There is a website with stuff like that happening on it, so that joke actually has some truth to it

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
There is a website with stuff like that happening on it, so that joke actually has some truth to it

Hey you are the one who posted the joke, not me 😛

sounds like a nice girlfriend dont worry all my boyfs were like that

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
Hey you are the one who posted the joke, not me 😛

MKS, when I say Gf I mean a friend who is a girl, if I ever went out with anyone that sick I' marry them 😉 😈

Yes well I promise it is definitely much more then a joke

And you can introduce me to these 'ladies'?

I can't introduce you to them no, but I can show you the site

Hmmm, how is it that you are finding that sort of stuff anyhow?

Go on let's see how bad it is, it won't make me ill will it?

I got the site from an acquantance through my x-b/f, but let me find the link and I will PM it to you because I am not posting anything like that on KMC

'K