Alrite. The story goes likes this.
One day, I post a thread askin if anybody would be willin to chat with a bloke like myself. Suddenly this member who calls herself, LindsIsTightK answers my calling. I hit on her and I sorta feel like Im on top of the game, but suddenly the next day, I lost something. My superpower. Im guessing you guys know what that is so, I go around asking DeNiro for advice and all. He gives a good point of view, but Im guessin it didn't quite work for me. So the day I lost my powers, I chat up with this girl again. Let me tell you, she is amazing. She's everything a guy who chats here is looking for. I mean she's funny, she's sweet, she's nice, and Im bettin my ass she's gorgeous. But hey, I chat up with her, And I guess she sees rite through me and knows rite away I lost my powers. Or something like that. LindsIsTightK, Im in love you and Im guessing ppl here are gonna bash me for life here. But I dont care. You're awesome. So, thats my story. The End