A Couple Of Words Story . . .

I ripped this off of the one word story thread. This one you can use a couple of words. Like 2-7 words or something. I'll be happy to start it. Okay, here it goes.

There was this guy one time who . . .

had a major drinking problem.

opps you guys are to fast,augh!

and so he went to AA

tried to get some help but..

opened a brewery instead.

hired some..

stoners and some thiefs and then

went and told stories bout the one that got away.....

but didnt 'cause they knew someone would kick their...

lily white asses.

ass as soon as they opened their mouth.

But then a miracle happened

they just couldn't stop discussing about an amazing girl they met and how they lost her

on the way to the corner store

god got pissed because

'cause god heard him flappin his gums..

and hit them on their head and they then realized how stupid they were about the girl

and he moved on

not just yet tho and he said screw this, im gettin her back...