Hi honey

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

Where do you find this stuff ? Under a rock ?

you've heard it before then?

no, but it's pretty lame

I found it amusing 🙁

it's amusing but not much more than ha

Well ha is better than no ha!

yea but it wasn't super

You can't expect all my jokes to amuse you, I have worse:-

A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and
asks to see the manager.
The cashier steps through to the managers office:
"There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears."

Answer phone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.

Corran! Quick run the men in white coats are coming to take you away...

I can't run very well with this stupid Straight Jacket on

SCREW YOU ALL IT WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!

Thanks mate 😄

Originally posted by Corran

Answer phone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

what was that number?

hash.

must be a forign phone.

what so you dont have the # key or summin

duh!!! come on people...the HASH key....freakin hilarious! 😱

i no i got it

dont lsiten to ne one that said they werent good i liked em CORRAN KEEP TELLING JOKES!!!!!!

man made beer, god made po,t who do we trust??? 😑