Police Warning

yes, you always do

yes i know i do

Hilarious. hysterical

😂

Tex what the hell is that in your avy and sig?

Robot Maria!

Your wife? 😛

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on those metal t!ts! 😮‍💨

Wow, be sure to use a metal condom 😛

I thought that WAS Tex....😛

Speaking of robots....I've always wanted to see Star Trek's Data metal robot dick! 😮‍💨

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😕
*Walks away...FAR away from Tex*

Wow tex, have you been taking drugs 😖

Data's always going on and on about how he "has perfectly working genitalia"....Well whip it out all ready! 🤺

*....Breaks into RUN*

* gives Tex a playboy magazine which is the issue of Carmen Electra * If Tex likes this then theres a chance that you can be normal, if he dosnt like this then he must enjoy dropping the soap 😛

It bet its smooth and shiny! drool

Gosh maybe i shouldnt stalk Tex when i go to Texas in like 2 weeks 😖

Tex is a crack head 😄

Originally posted by Aqua
Gosh maybe i shouldnt stalk Tex when i go to Texas in like 2 weeks 😖

From Japan to Texas?
You're in for a culture shock! 😂

So what brings you to Texas? cowboy
What city are you visiting?