jury duty

anyone know any ways to get out of having to go to jury duty?

jury duty ?
I guess I'm blessed,we don't do that..

Get a criminal record!

that would probably cause more of a hassal

you can go in front of the mayors house and burn the place down......that could you the criminal record

hmm, be really really sick, hope one of the lawyers votes you out, become a member of a forbidden organization

tell them that your brain surgery went wrong and you don't judge good..😉

1.You have to work
2. Say you hate all people
3. Tell them you read 6 newspapers in the morning and have a closed mind
4. Ask if you will actually get to see the execution if you convict
5. Tell them you are a regular poster to the KMC forums
They will let you go for sure then!

Nah they will lock you up for no 5.

1.'s no good either

you can always leave the country in an extended vacantion !

Don't return the form 😉

1. Start flipping coins during deliberations.

2. Ask if you can wear a walkman during the trial.

3. Propose to the defendant. When the person says, "No," reply: "Well I know how I'll be voting."

4. Walk in to the court room in drag.

5. Apply for a job at the court that wants to hire you as a juror.

6. Start a Conga line with the other jurors.

7. Wear 3-D glasses.

haha, wow you put some thought into that, ill just tell them im prejudice against all nationalities.

Yes, that was my answer, tell them you are racist and that you are a homophobe. Or, return the papers and you may not even be called in. I had to serve last week, (seriously) and I had to call every day prior to see if I was to go in the next day. My group number never came up so I served a week without actually serving, so it wasn't bad at all.

Or a member of a really right-wing political party.

tell them you have a prior engagment with the Devil

well a forbidden organization always works, become a supportive member of Hamas or Hezbollah or something like that

yeah or just tell them that your friends from the taliban are in town and your having a get together

yea that could be an idea