Goodbye all my friends

Started by badkittykitty16 pages

Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
I could have lived my whole life completely content without hearing that story. 😑
😂

the only stories i have worth telling are X-rated much like RJ's story about me and my ex-gf... and i dont wanna offend anyone.

share...

ok, well ill start with a fairly G-rated one... me and my ex were in my room together, we were watching tv and what not. well we started making out, like you tend to do with your gf... well we got pretty into it and she started to go down on me, her head was going south of the border when my mom popped in and asked if we wanted cookies, at the exact moment she began unzipping me. my mother looked horrified.

nice

Hmm. Gandalf likes!!

gandalf the pervert. so thats what he uses that long staff for? 😮

😂 holy shit this is to funny!

Well BF feel free to go on with more stories 😉

i like this thread its funny

ok.... here's another one...

well, i live with my parents, so thus it was hard for me and my ex gf to get intimate in the house, since they are usually home when me and my ex were there (and since she was quite the little screamer). she'd usually stay over very late, so anyways, one night we were both horny, and we wanted to have some hot stinky sweaty hardcore sex, so we got in my car, and i drove to a secluded parking lot of an old abandon mall. so we hop in the back and get to it, well, after about 40 minutes of pounding her incredibly hard, im about to climax, just when i start too, i hear a knock on the window, which i dont really acknowledge because i am too into the act at hand... my gf heard it and in between screams and pants, she mumbled "chriiiss....someon knocked on the window, what the ****!" but at this point i didnt care, and i finished climaxing in her.... i was so out of it that i forgot about the knock, then my gf says it again, and jumps off me and grabs all the clothes and covers up, cowering next to me as she see's someone with a flashlight outside looking in... so like the cool care free guy i am, i sit there completely naked and roll down the window....then the guy outside says "alright, you guys had plenty of time for fun, now its time to go" so i get my clothes on and drive away. this actually happened again at another parking lot, thats the only downside to dating a screamer.

hahaha

omg..damn bf lol

40 minutes??? god damn, if I were her I would really be starting to hurt after that

we are guys...4 minutes seems like 40 in a situation like that.

yeah, thats why we'd only do it once a day, she did start to hurt. but not just from the length of time 😉

guys scare me more then i scare me and that is Damn hard to do

so you guys like my stories?

some but then im only 14

I like them BF 🙂