The KMC Hotel

*opens huge double doors and strolls into room* wat do you think 😉

*Takes a look around* I think I like the bedroom best 😉 😗

actually so do i 😉

Some of my best memories are in the bedroom 😗 But I think I need some better ones 😉

😗
well then wat do u think of my bedroom 😇

It's very nice chere 😉

yup most comfy bed in the whole hotel 😉

im tired so i think i'll stay here for a bit.
*falls asleep*
i set my alarm for half an hour

I'll bet it is 😖hifty:

wanna try it out 😖hifty:
and mist dont go falling asleep in the lobby
we dont wanna scare off the customers now do we 😈

we'll have to try it out sum other time 😉
bye max 😗

Good bye chere

see ya

*walks round in maids uniform checking if the hotel is clean* 😇

so, is it possible to meet someone at this hotel rather discreetly?

*looks around to be sure no one hears that shouldn't*

just from looking at teh last page this thread seems sexually charged with positive ions

indeed it is
and juli jus say the words and ill give you the keys to a very private room 😗

the keys... interesting..... i am the key master.... are you the gate keeper

hmmm. i'll be getting back to you on that private room. 🙄

ha ha. is there really a private room?