Hey!!!! I want my money back!!! When i checked in my room it looked nothing like the pictures. The bed was a water bed that leaked every time you layed on it. It felt like i was sleeping in the ocean!!! Then this big fat guy has to stay with me for some reason and I know there was a lot more rooms he could of went in. Then he had to do a number two. A very very very very long and smelly number two. He stunk up the whole bathroom and then when he opened the door it stunk up the whole room. It stayed there for days. I was so mad that i took a knife and threatened him to leave and he ran all the way to China. Then i went to the front counter and asked for a refund. He said no. So i took the knife and threatened him with it too. He still said no. I took the knife and stabbed him in the chest. He died immedietly. Everybody else ran away. Now since your the owner, im assuming, I want my money bnack now!!!! Or you'll will die too. But you will die a long, slow, painful, smelly, ugly, yellow, death.
ok now you will die....
*takes knife and is about to stab silver tears*
oh wait... The KMC Hotel? The hotel im talking about is the KMV Hotel. Darn thats across the street. sorry for the inconvience. Why would they put 2 hotels with nearly identical names rght near each other? ok bye and sorry again..... 😄
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel KMC
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel KMC
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the captain,
’please bring me my wine’
He said, ’we haven’t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel KMC
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin’ it up at the hotel KMC
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said ’we are all just prisoners here, of our own device’
And in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can’t kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!