The KMC Hotel

Started by Lord Paradise50 pages

*walks up to concierge*
Do you allow doubleposting in the pool?

*dangles feet in the water, reading a book to herself*

I dunno. ๐Ÿ™‚

*goes to the souvenir store, flashes an ID badge and asks to see the guns*

sees terrorist planning bombing

looks over her book and sees mermaids swimming in the water. ๐Ÿ˜‘

So thats where I left those mermaids.....

I see, so they belong to you?

*the mermaids then stick their heads out of the water, waving at him flirtatiously*

... ๐Ÿคจ

๐Ÿ˜†

I only keep them so they'll keep my pet leprechauns company ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

No way! And here I was, about to stick my pet male centaur in there too, to keep the mermaids company... :blush:

*the mermaids blow kisses at him*

-_-..... *throws a rock at them*

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
No way! And here I was, about to stick my pet male centaur in there too, to keep the mermaids company... :blush:

*the mermaids blow kisses at him*

-_-..... *throws a rock at them*


........That was your centaur?.......................My dragon was kinda hungry, and there wasnt any food around.........so, long story short......

..........We asked your centaur to go get us some sandwhiches, he should be back soon ๐Ÿ™‚

๐Ÿ˜‚

Indeed. I hope my centaur pleases you, in a matter of speaking. how old are you?

17

I see, and you're positive your only purpose for those mermaids is for the company of your lephechauns? ๐Ÿ˜„

*grabs a lephrechaun and pokes at it..*

"Get ye'r wee' lil hands off me!"

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
I see, and you're positive your only purpose for those mermaids is for the company of your lephechauns? ๐Ÿ˜„

*grabs a lephrechaun and pokes at it..*

"Get ye'r wee' lil hands off me!"

Careful, they're mean drunks

You've watched them drunk?

*poke*

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
You've watched them drunk?

*poke*


If you've ever seen a leprechaun, then you've seen them drunk.
A leprechaun that isnt drunk..........just isnt right.

*sits the leprechaun on his shoulder*

So I'm guessing this leprechaun is drunk then?

*the leprechaun points his mini knife at him*

"Where are me lucky charms?!"

๐Ÿ˜†

"You'll get your lucky charms after you finish your whiskey!"

I have to sign off. Cya ๐Ÿ™‚

๐Ÿ˜› Ok, later.

*Cannonball*