The KMC Hotel

*walks up to concierge*
Do you allow doubleposting in the pool?

*dangles feet in the water, reading a book to herself*

I dunno. 🙂

*goes to the souvenir store, flashes an ID badge and asks to see the guns*

sees terrorist planning bombing

looks over her book and sees mermaids swimming in the water. 😑

So thats where I left those mermaids.....

I see, so they belong to you?

*the mermaids then stick their heads out of the water, waving at him flirtatiously*

... 🤨

😆

I only keep them so they'll keep my pet leprechauns company 😮

No way! And here I was, about to stick my pet male centaur in there too, to keep the mermaids company... :blush:

*the mermaids blow kisses at him*

-_-..... *throws a rock at them*

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
No way! And here I was, about to stick my pet male centaur in there too, to keep the mermaids company... :blush:

*the mermaids blow kisses at him*

-_-..... *throws a rock at them*

..........We asked your centaur to go get us some sandwhiches, he should be back soon 🙂

😂

Indeed. I hope my centaur pleases you, in a matter of speaking. how old are you?

17

I see, and you're positive your only purpose for those mermaids is for the company of your lephechauns? 😄

*grabs a lephrechaun and pokes at it..*

"Get ye'r wee' lil hands off me!"

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
I see, and you're positive your only purpose for those mermaids is for the company of your lephechauns? 😄

*grabs a lephrechaun and pokes at it..*

"Get ye'r wee' lil hands off me!"

Careful, they're mean drunks

You've watched them drunk?

*poke*

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
You've watched them drunk?

*poke*

*sits the leprechaun on his shoulder*

So I'm guessing this leprechaun is drunk then?

*the leprechaun points his mini knife at him*

"Where are me lucky charms?!"

😆

"You'll get your lucky charms after you finish your whiskey!"

I have to sign off. Cya 🙂

😛 Ok, later.

*Cannonball*