Quotable KOTOR*spoilers*

Started by Darth Revan6 pages

That was funny how you keep making fun of her for liking you and she gets all pissed off but then in the end (if you play as a lightsider) she's like, "I love you too now shut up and kiss me!!" well not really but something like that

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Bastila: ALright you've made your point. Now shut up and kiss me you fool!
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Calo: There's a bounty on your little green heads.
Rodian: You'll collect over our cold dead bodies.
Calo: That's the plan. *shoots*
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Carth: Don't you snap at me missy. YOu want a lecture? Fine! Here's a lecture. Only braty little children get upset over a simple comment.
Mission: I don't have to listen to this, Carth. You aint my father!
Carth: and I sure as hell don't need this!
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Outcast 1: Hey you, this is our elevator.
OUtcast 2: yeah, five credits.
PC: This is a public elevator!
Carth: I don't believe this planet. Even the begger try to shake you down.
Outcast 1: Please have pity we have nothing.
PC: you'll get nothing from me
Outcast:
Shalena: Go on you two get out of here. I'm sorry about that.....
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Mr. Sandral: my droid tells me you have something to tell me about my son.
PC: Cassus was a kath hound chew toy.
Mr. Sandral: Are all jedi so callous?
Originally posted by Julie
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Bastila: ALright you've made your point. Now shut up and kiss me you fool!

Who did she say that to?

the player character.....it's about the last conversation on the "Bastila Love Quest"
just talk to her as often as you can....if the conversation's not available you won't have the option of asking....but really there are some funny conversations so it's worth the time

BTW the PC must be male for the Bastila love quest ...if PC is female you have nice conversations with Carth

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Pc: Alderaan! They're on Alderaan!

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Brejik: You old fool....your traditions mean nothing to me! I am the wave of the future....if I want to withdraw the prize and sell this woman on the slave market myself...nothing can stop me!
Bastila: I might have something to say about that Brejik...*uses force to open cage and get weapon from vulkar guard*
Brejik: What? Impossible! YOu were restrained by a neural disrupter! How could you have possibly summoned the will to free yourself?
Bastila: *glares* you underestimate the strength of a jedi's mind, Brejik....a mistake you won't live to regret!
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Canderous: Now, this is what I've been waiting for
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Pc: They attacked me first!

I want to post something, but I am not sure how to go about posting in spoiler form. Can somebody fill me in on this?

And P.S.

This is the greatest RPG that I have ever played. So much to do, and so much EVIL to spread upon an unsuspecting galaxy...

I find it hard to do some of the evil acts.....oh and for the spoilers....

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like the Manaan thing with the poison the fish..unless that's your last stop that's a dumb thing to do b/c it just makes your med packs become more expensive....and besides advanced medkits are definately good in a fight...light or dark jedi...but esp for dark.

[spoiler] what you want to write [spoiler] with a backslash before the s in the second spoiler

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Mission: So, Bastila, have you ever used the Force to trip someone annoying?
*argue argue argue*
*mission falls on her ass*

This is, BTW, literally one of the best games ever. I haven't been this addicted since Final Fantasy 6. I played last night from 2:00 am to 6:30 am. I couldn't stop myself.

Funniest character? HK, by far. I've begun calling people in my life "organic meatbags" in his honor. 🙂

this is what I remember of the conversation:

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Mission:Hey Bastila, you ever use the force for fun?
Bastila:What?
Mission: You know, just to trip up some jerk whose ticking ya off
Bastila: I would never use the force for such petty and trivial revenge
Mission: Oh don't be so stuck up!
Bastila: I am NOT stuck up. I would simply have the wisdom and the maturity to see how childish such an at would be.
Mission: Is that a crack about my age?! YOu aint much older than me miss high and mighty. * falls backward*....HEy, What the....!!!!That wasn't funny.( though personally I agree that was quite funny:-)
Bastila: I don't know what you're talking about Mission, please do try to be less clumsy in the future.

*grin* That conversation and the one where you find out that

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Malak was the original Meatbag

Are both hilarious.

loosely quoted

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Hk😖tatement: What is it you require?
PC:What's with all the meatbag references?
HK:It was actually you who programed me.
PC: Your apprentice once asked me what I thought of him...I informed him of his meatbag status. He didn't find that amusing, but you did...you changed my programming so that I would continue to use the reference.
PC: So, Malak was the original meatbag, huh...I like it.
HK: Of course you do, master. YOu did then as well....Is there anything else?
PC: No, that's all.
HK: As you desire, master.

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PC: Is there a point to all this?