A Birthday Wish

People might stare.

He'll like that.

I will?

Will you?

I dunno. I don't want women flocking around me. I better keep it private, for Gundy's eyes only.

(gets into trenchcoat and pulls hat low over eyes, reads sealed file folder) Hmmmm....my eyes only, huh. (breaks seal, peeks in) Wow ! I didn't know they made those things in stainless steel now.....

Ain't technology marvelous. 🙄 😉

Anything for you, babe. 😂

For a moment there I was VERY scared.

Just harmless fun, for Gundy and I that is. 😈

That's what I meant - OC

Nothing scary about that. Not for us at least. 😈

No, but originally I didn't see the Gundy post....

This is like the last 5 minutes of Scooby Doo where they hjave to explain the plot for the dim witted.

And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

Dim witted? Now what's that supposed to mean? 😂

OK, due to the name of a particualr forum member that was proably bad wording, how about slow witted.

You're calling Dim slow witted? Oooooooh, I'm gonna tell. 😂

Like I'd have anything to worry about. 😂 🤣 😂

She has powers you cannot possibly imagine. I know. I gave them to her. 😈

Actually, I think powers came from her parents...

Now I know that only a few people will ever figure THAT one out.

You are being fooled. 😈