How to annoy a Shop Assisstant...

Started by Phoenix2 pages

erm... do any of these and I may have to kill you...

DON'T take forever deciding whether you want a bag, it is NOT rocket science! the numbe of people I have deliberating over a bag... ARRGH!! you just want to stuff it up their NOSE!

Oh that'll be a warm up, I'm sure Ush and I can do a lot worse.

and there's room THERE?

one things that really BEEPS me off... when people make sarky comments about needing/ not needing a bag, when it is, in actual fact, a question i am OBLIGATED to ask...

oh, I definitly need to go to england to annoy shop assisstants!
some evil plans are brewing up as we speak!

Got one Yerss, take all you shopping to the till, bag it all up and then when they ask for the money check your pockets several times and then say oops I appear to have left my money at home. How would that do Phoe?

we get that ALL the time. thats an easy one - you suspend the transaction and store the bag under the till with a signed reciept and their name and contact details why they go and get the money. people like hat are more often or not shoplifters - they distract the person at the till while their accomplice goes and nicks stuff

oooh, she sounds like a pro... is that a challange phoe?

I've been working there for over a year now... and we're getting a new manager... he's young and good looking and australian!

😄

and he's named Russell Crowe or Mel Gibbs?

I will find out soon....

*likes wat she hears* 😉

if so, ... say they should get you in a movie 🙂

blergh... don't talk about acting...

*dreams away* acting.....huh 😍

I'm sorry phoe 🙁

i just have to walk in to annoy shop assisstant

I quite often have to call at fuel filling stations in the wee hours when the shop is shut. If I get a s**ty assistant I'll send them on various errands around the shop to get me stuff, then, whilst they get the last bit I walk off leaving them with a stack of stuff they've got to cancel and then put back... 😂

There was an elderly man the other day who paid for his grocery in silver coins. People stood in line for ages while the cashier and the man counted the money 🤪