I really don't want to do this... so, short and sharp, the only way...
1. You can't type
2. You tease us all too much
3. You criticise yourself too quickly- even asking me to do this appears to be a sign of inferiority complex
4. You jump to conclusions (Gundark's nail comment, and my on earlier in the bar)
5. You're a woman...
I don't believe you just made me do that... as if I actually mean ANY of them...
Well dont even get me started on number 5! But for your information I can type! Just not fast! Criticise myself? Well what do you expect Im a girl! I have to admit I do jump to conclusions! But most annoyingly I didnt make you do this as an inferiority complex. I made you do this because I didnt think you would actually have it in you to tell me what you felt were my faults! You have proved me wrong! Yes it doesnt happen often but I freely admit I was wrong! You win!