Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

I like to be philisophical, RC, but that has just trampled over my exciting cliffhanger there...

'And in next week's episode... Ush stays after all, because he has a contract..."

Anyway- watch it, RC, she is playing with you... keep on at her, and you may get her to anil it down...

Jameous walks into a bar
*Rubbs head and remembers not to do that again!* 😉

Hi folks! I was told this is the place to be around here. 🙂

Fourteen stitches...

It IS. If you want to get a job with queeq so he can belittle you... sigh...

Welcome, anyhow. I am the Imperial Administrator here.Please feel free to enjoy your drinks in accordance with Imperial regulations.

Hang on...

(In a bored voice)

Have you ever known of, met, or sympathised with any person in any way identifying himself with the 'Rebel Alliance'?

Have you ever known of, met, or sympathised with any person in any way identifying himself with the 'Jedi Knights'?

(Carefully hides Lightsabre, which was dangling merrily)

Are your taxes paid?

Are your ship, home and walking permits fully paid and approved?

Do you accept the Emperor as your superior, Lord and Master?

And on a personal note... did the Gungans or the Graemlins send you? If it's the second, I'll go get my harpoon, if it's the first, then I have no idea who you are.

Enjoy the bar! But not as much as you love the Emperor!

Um.....

No,
no,
no, I meant yes!
Yes,
Sure, no skin off my back 😉

And seeing as how this is during the New Order, I have never heard of Gungans, and barely know Graemlins (unless they have something to do with mechanical quirks that we spell diferently over here).

Can I please have a Corelian Whiskey or a local Ale now?

Hands JW a Glen Dagobah ale and a milkshake from sane Norwegian cows of course.

Hi, Jameous, welcome to this side of the pond. Hope you enjoy your visit. Don't mind the regulars. They delight in swishing their lightsabres. Isn't that right, Ush. Ush? Gundy, you tell em. 😄

and, queeq, be nice to the visitor; he's a paying customer. 😉

Yes, they're always playing with their swords 😛

Hello, JW ! 😎

Yes, this is the place to be. Glad you've joined us ! Finti is the barkeep here, he'll get you anything you want. Pull up the floor and hang awhile. 🤣

Glad you could make it, JW. Okay everyone, he's here on invitation from me. A newcomer and he gets free drinks. Finti, please start pouring.

And Ush, I don't belittle you. You were a major support and a great help with the gungans, but being an Imp Administrator, well, that's a bit boring and far beneath you capabilities. My drinking connections with Vader and Palpy (not mentioning their huge tab) are more than sufficient to run this job without any Imperial entanglements. What if I make you manager of the two upper levels of this bar?

Thanks all.

*sips ale because its 9am here*

I'll have to get me a cool lightsaber for my sig too 😎

Yes you do. But we wuv you without it as well. 🙂

Finti pouring drinks and ban the word wuv in this bar. 😄

Ah, finti...ever the wuv terminator. 😂

This ISN'T during the New Order, Jameous. Time-continuity here is extrmeley fuzzy0 if anything we are in the Prequel Era, just we like to play around with that a bit.

Trying to reset continuity is aginst Imperial Regulations!

And queeq- as has already been revealed, I've taken the Imperial job to help pay for any planned future life with Edna, remember?

Ooooooo.....Edna is going to be a kept witch. Nice touch, Ush.

Thanks...I revelaed that a few pages back. Did no-one see?

Ok, Jameous, you check out. Move along.

Thanks, I'm glad I passed even though I helped some guy named Hand, or Hun And his friend Duke, or something like that out a few times. 😉

I'm still waiting to get at photoshop so I can construct my lightsaber. (or is it lightsabre over here?) I'll do that this weekend.

Ohh... subverside...

And it is spelt SABRE, no matter where you are. That is actually how it is spelt.

Actually, I always considered my self to be in the New Order.

And I hate to break it to you, but in StarWars.Com it's spelt SABER...

I'm sorry to break it to you, RC- but THEY are wrong. The canonical spelling is sabre, and that is policy as well.