Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

Started by ratcat35 pages

Ok, but you don't drink and I hardly ever drink. We need an alcaholic or something...

I know, hang on a minute, I have an idea.

Dim, Gundy, where are you two, we have a little job for you...

Heu dont forget the witch with the bottomless stomach!

*watches Dim and Gundy chugggg a lugggg*

Careful, Edna, lest you fall off your broom from too much brew.

😄 😄 😄 🙄 🙄

Not gonna happen! Ive had way too mch practice at this!

That had better be true...

It is Ush dont worry! You now if you dont trust me then just go ih the Jade's fire. I wont mind!

I trust you. I'll go with you!

Besides my mode of travel is much fatser! Transportation spells are instantaneous! None of this hyperspace malarky! But make sure you hold on tight. I dont want to end up with you on the opposite side of the galaxy! So when are we going anyway?

When queeq says. Boy, am I looking forward to this!

Right I just need you to sign this first!

(reading)

Um... Hummm

What's this about my soul?

OK, I have room for three. Ush is taking the witchy express so who needs a a ride?

*queeq's Imperial Roger Luxury Yaht arrives on the landing pad on top of the Chaos Club*

Hello all. Construction is proceeding. Gundy will marry me for that new kitchen, it's outstanding. New offices are excellent and we are right above the prison block in case of nasty or non-paying customers.

We could some more suggestion while we're at it. All staff will receive their clearance codes shortly, all steady customers too. So check your comm facilities for the codes. All others, please report to me for your clearance codes. Vader and Palpy will attend opening night, so I suggest you behave a little. Palpy tends to drink a bit too much and that lighting goes anywhere. Good thing he has a throne room for himself there.

Shuttles are being prepared for the departure. You can go to the spaceport to load your belongings.

So, are you all excited?

Hell, I've been waiting 36 hours for clearance to take off, make with the codes queeqer!

The place isn't finished yet, RC. Wait longer.

I'm not sure if I'm more excited about the bar or the journey, but I'm sure excited!

Look us its nothing to worrry about! Just a little disclaimer to say that I cant be held resonsible for any loss of luggage, hair, bodily parts, oh and if you die then your soul will be reincranated into a gremlin! Nothing to worry about really well. the chances of this going wrong are ... well .... quite high actually but thats not the point! Its the tip of a lifetime. The last trip you are likely to make maybe but , well its up to you!

Sorry, that was GREMLIN wasn't it, and not GRAEMLIN?

Oh sorry is that what it said. Damn I will have to change that! Does anyone have a datapad handy? Why thats not a probelm is it ush?

Turning into a GRAEMLIN? Actually, that would be my worst nightmare.