Agent Smith: Lieutenant...
Lieutenant: Oh crap.
Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
Lieutenant: Hey, I'm just doing my job. You keep asking me to bake your freakin cookies, and I'ma cram em up your @$$.
Agent Smith: Those cookies were for my dessert.
Lieutenant: I sent two units. They're gonna start baking them now.
Agent Smith: No Lieutenant, your men are already dead.
Originally posted by SimplePriest
Agent Smith: Lieutenant...
Lieutenant: Oh crap.
Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
Lieutenant: Hey, I'm just doing my job. You keep asking me to bake your freakin cookies, and I'ma cram em up your @$$.
Agent Smith: Those cookies were for my dessert.
Lieutenant: I sent two units. They're gonna start baking them now.
Agent Smith: No Lieutenant, your men are already dead.
OMG! Too Funny! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
(smith baking second batch)
Smith 1: That went as expected.
Smith 2: Yes.
Smith 1: It's happening exactly as before.
Smith 2: Well, not exactly.
Smith 3: More!!
(smith and neo in Oracle's apartment)
Smith: Mister Anderson! Did you get my package?
Neo: Yeah.
Smith: Well, good. Surprised to see me?
Neo: No.
Smith: Not quite what you were expecting, right? Almost done. Smell good, don't they? Could you hand me that spoon?
Neo: There is no spoon.
Smith: Here then, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain.
Neo: Yeah. Wow, that sound like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call.
Smith: Um, Mr. Anderson. You disappoint me.
Neo: My name is Neo!
(Office)
Bane: Why isn't the serum working?
Smith 1: (snatches bowl from bane's hands) Never send a human to do a machine's job.
Smith 2: (addressing morpheus, handcuffed in chair) Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Did you know that the first batch was designed to be perfect. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect cookies. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect cookie was a dream that your primitive taste buds kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the recipe was redesigned to this, the peak of your baking skills. I say Your baking skills because as soon as we started cooking for you it really became Our baking skills which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look in that kitchen. You had your time. The future is our world, Morpheus. The future is our time.
(Agent Jones smells smoke)
Agent Jones: There could be a problem.
Smith 1: Leave me with them. Now!
(later that evening)
Smith 2: Can I taste one?
Smith 3: They're not out yet!
Trinity: (sneaks in and puts a gun to Smith 3's head) Sample this!!
Originally posted by SimplePriest
Agent Smith: Lieutenant...
Lieutenant: Oh crap.
Agent Smith: Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
Lieutenant: Hey, I'm just doing my job. You keep asking me to bake your freakin cookies, and I'ma cram em up your @$$.
Agent Smith: Those cookies were for my dessert.
Lieutenant: I sent two units. They're gonna start baking them now.
Agent Smith: No Lieutenant, your men are already dead.
This raises a question for me. With Smith's new powers, he can clone/copy himself. Maybe he can take over the Oracle maybe not.
But based on his powers in M1, who wins in a fight between Smith an The Oracle? Smith vs. Merovigan? Merovigan vs. The Oracle?
Again, based upon Smith's powers in M1, and the actual character, not their bodyguards?
I rreally wonder about the last one.