OK, let's try that one again shall we... HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUNDY!

So when did the heavy drinking start? 😎

When did it end? 😂

Last year my brother and I had a similar experience at TGIF (our birthdays are 12 days apart) and we both ended up on the table at the same time, balloons an all. so this year everyone was under pain of death if they mentioned it was my birthday.

*gets RC number of the AA*

Hardly. 🙄

Just say: "My name is Ratcat, I am 33 years old and I'm a alcoholic." That's when they applaude.

Or so I have been told...

Despite the fact that I hardly ever drink. My birthday, Christams & New Year and maybe when I am on holiday.

Or is that just denial?

I think so. Let's go together, I too think I don't drink much. 😂

Surely denial's in Egypt?

Oh, how I never tire of that one...

This is a joke right?

HA HA HA

for the wise. 🙄

Of course.