Queeq's Barber Shop

Come one Gundy, try it on someone who is weakminded next time. 😂

And who would you suggest ?

🙄

SHOE, since when have you been weak-minded? 😂

[whisper]shhhh keo....I wanna see him try it and fail 😉 [/whisper]

Watch out for this one, Gundy, he's a Beardi Master.

Any chance of a short-back-and-sides please and how much to dye my beard ginger?

No no, leave my hair black - I just want my beard ginger. Oh, and how much to shave my shoulders! 😱

(Please note I have no beard or hairy shoulders in reality)

Well Mech, I'm glad to hear you don't look like Pete Sampras when he takes his shirt off. Yeeck !

Ah, so the Shoe is a master, eh ? We'll see if he's a match for Mayhem ! (whips out lightsabre in one hand, 16 inch rusty syringe in other) 😈

A lightsabre against a light razor????? You ARE brave.

Sure, mech, anything goes. Sit down here in the chair and we'll get started right away.

If you're gonna start shaving shoulders, I'm OUTTA HERE !!!!!! 😱

Queeq, use some of Lady Dim's blue milk hair products on him. There's a box of newest stuff here in the barber shop, behind the desk. *drags out Lady Dim's box of goodies* 😉

*Shoeless sees the newly brandished lightsabre and whips out his ornage and green lightrazors, prepared for two handed battle, kendo style....*

Careful, you do not yet understand the power of the lightrazor. Back away while you've still got a head on your shoulders.

😉

*grabs box of buttered popcorn, pulls up a stool, and munches away, watching for any action from the Great Shoe* 😮‍💨

I'm down with waxing if you'd prefer it Gundy? 😄

Ooh I do lke to watch a nice shaving match! And Keo is standing by with the Blue milk lotion for tackling that nasty shaving rash! I'm sure she'll love applying that! 😄

Is that cold or hot wax, mech ?

*applies hot wax*

YEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHH !

Gee, queeq, leave the skin, okay ? 😂

Why? 😈

Gundy, queeqer wants you to have virgin skin. 😱 😈 😮‍💨 🙄