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I'd really hate to have elbows on the table around that guy 😱

Not only elbows, but bad table conversation. It's one of those agree with the host type dinner parties, or else, it might be your last supper. 😈

When Vader says pass the salt, you better pass it. Pronto.

"Your lack of condiments disturb me..."

-- Vader, when told that there's no more salt in the shaker

😂 😂 😂

And the waiter is lying on the floor.

Holding his throat in stead of the tray.

I think Vader dont need to have the salt passed to him somehow I get the feeling it just flies over towards him. 😉

Maybe he got all those burns on his head by eating really, really spicy food.

Umm... I guess not...

Well, with all the hot stuff, his pores just perspired fire in his sweat and caused severe burns all over his body. Did you ever notice Darth Vader never sits down; must've farted/peed fire, too. 😈 😈 😂 😮‍💨

ummm....ewww?

EDIT: Woohoo! my new sig worked! Thanks Dim 😄

[ June 19, 2001: Message edited by: Shoeless Jedi ]

Wow, Shoe, what an excellent sig. Very nice. Dim rides again. What will we ever be without her...

Awesome, Shoe ! Excellent job, Dimmy !! 😎

I see your point about the salt, finti, but if say, Vader, Luke and the emporer were eating together there would be condiments zinging around all over the place. Could become quite a mess without a measure of control.

Vader : You let that ketchup bottle hit me in the side of the head on purpose, Luke.

Luke: No way, pop. It was an accident. Just like you giving me a black eye with the butter dish.

Palpy: Both of you, shutup. I'm still trying to get this mustard out of my ear.

That's real cool, Shoe.

I wonder if Palpy uses lightning to cook his steaks.

"Hey, Vader, bring that Delmonico nerf over here!"

"Oh, no; I don't want no parts of this. Last time you burned that thing so bad, it looked like Owen and Beru. Please use the grill this time; that's what it's for..."

wow, Shoe, nice siggy. 😄 😕

Maybe we should give Palpy a timer for that lightning of his. Does anybody know his birthday?

Whatever day he feels like getting presents.

Luke: Your cooking is your weakness.
Palpy (bitterly): Your faith in your grill is yours.

*Palpy zings lightning bolts on grill and chars the steaks instantly* 😮‍💨

Maybe that's what Vader keeps in the little meditation chamber of his. A personal little grill cause he can't stand Palpy's cooking. He keeps it a secret though cause he doesn't want to hurt his feelings, and when a craving comes on, he just goes off and "meditates" as he throws another steak on the Lean, Mean, Grillin Machine!

That's it! That's the clue we need to unravel the mystery of the Sith.