Queeq's Barber Shop

Queeq has picked up the pace and leadership when our original leader, I-Am-Not-A-Gun, left for parts unknown in the great out there and has not returned in many a moon.

There were many discussions and events at the old barber shop, where the knights met to discuss the beardiness of it all. 😮‍💨

Yet recently there does seem to appear the evil smell of descention... 🙁

What about Obi-Wan in Ep1? Why didn't Lucas give him a beard?
Is he on the verge to the Dark Side?

Of course. Well, in TPM he was. He was very rude to what he considered 'lower life forms' like Anakin and Jar-Jar. He was obstinate towards QGJ. All in all, not a very positive guy. It took QGJ's death to make him good, hence the Beard in Ep2.

It's... it's... it's... just so darn clever... 😱

Truth is not clever; truth is the light, and the beardiness of it all. 🙄

Oooh..and the braid..that show the prospect for goodness!!

Ush, you should mess with the Beardi..we're almost a year old now..ancient by board terms. 😂

I'm still a little worried that Dim and Keo have beards, well kinda worried anyway. 😂 🤣 😂

Oh hush RC!!..Beardi knightresses have long hair..and keo has a fake beard

Shave every day, boy I must be REALLY evil... 😈

Why didn't Luke or Solo have a beard in the OT? Does the theory explain that?

Yeah! Why??? 😂

I think you'll find it is not good guys MUST have beards, it is bearded guys MUST be good... besides, it's only a guideline.

Still massively flawed, though... Only a bit of fun, but still nonsense...

BTW- Sebulba eats and doesn't die.

Yet.....

Killing of Sebulba unlikely...

Mind you, I think they are better off dumping the food theory for the PT.

I remember Jar-Jar eating....maybe he gets killed in Ep3!

Seriously, SO many people will die in the PT that any causal link will be useless...

Well, we did see that slect image that looked like a big canteen.....

Unfortunately, Mayhem does not concur with these theories. 🙄

You don't agree witb Queeq? HAHAHAHA!!!