I know, I know, when people say 'You're going straight to hell' they have nooo idea of the route there and the fact that so many get lost along the way and then get swept up by the big fella upstairs and his side-kick JC, makes me wonder how we manage to keep the population in Hell so dense, although there was a bit of a slump towards the year 2000 what with people thinking that there was going to be a rebirth of JC, jeez don't these people realise that last time he came here he was persecuted and hung on a cross to die, and then they have the audacity to get the date of his birth wrong, ❌ mortals.