Amusing Quotes

"It's not easy having a good time... Even smilng makes my face ache..."

Frank N Furter, Rocky Horror Picture Show

yippee kayay mother ****er! - die hard

how do you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss? - usual suspects

God already left Africa - Tears of the Sun

Anything from the Monty Python crew.

Now...where was I? Memento

"he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

I love the Pythons too!

"Whats your encore? are you going to annally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gastank? - Clerks

"I wonder who the real cannibals are?" - Cannibal Holocaust

"Dad, would you ever **** me?"
"No Billy, I jerk off instead...." -Happiness

Originally posted by Phoenix
"he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

That is one of the funniest lines ever!!! 😆

"We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!"

( hookers screaming and cursing to hang up the phone)
Colin: get the f**k outta here before i call hilary and have you deported to jersey..
Hooker: ur a f**kin a*shole
Colin: and ur a dirty scank what u gonna do about it...? 🤣

ahh ive never seen any of those movies oh well lol 😕 neways... have yall heard that new song by three doors down im here with out u? it so sweet! 🙄

I JUST GAVE A QUOTE AND IT WAS FROM PHONEBOOTH WITH COLIN FARRELL AND KIEFER SUTHERLAND IF ANYONE DIDNT KNOW AND WAS WONDERING

Wade n saprow gr8 quote. That got be one of the best films this year.

I dont know the complete words but the part in The Mask where he got shot and his doing an oscar winner thing lol

*The msk is hit*
"You got me partener" *staggers over to one of the crooks and flung his arm around him*
"Tell tiny tim i wont be coming home this christmas" *turns awaya and coughs*
"Tell Billy it was nice meeting you" *turns again and coughs*
"Tell Scaliar i do give a damn!" *coughs in the mans face and coughs at him, then he farts"
"excuse me" he dies, to recieve an audience calpping and an oscar presented.
"You love me, you really love me" *Doyle points a gun to his face*
"oh o!!" *bouces of doing a funny laugh*

As i said its niot excat but great

"You humped her brains out everythime you meant DIDNT YOU!!" Jim carrey giving an honest performance in Liar Liar.

I do others l8

Channel 9 Operator: Attention, whoever you are, this channel is
reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane: No fu**ing sh** lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a
pizza?
Die Hard

Sgt. Maj. Dickerson: Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer?! What does three up and three down mean to you?!
Airman Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?
Good Morning Vietnam

"We are no longer the knights who say ni! we are now the nights who say eckyeckyeckyniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwop ptang!"

Alrigtyyyyy then!

"You're insane!"
"Aw, I thought I was a Pisces!"
-Batman

Cabby:"should i keep the change?"
customer:"no, i'll keep it."
cheap detective.

"that's right Nick the dick has a son named Rick."