SeX

Afternoon... now, how did this get on to weight?

its morning here and i have no clue 😛
sumthing bout excercise 😑

Ex...er...cise?

people started talking about dieting on my SeX thread.. so i said ''sex is good exercise''

yea 😛
im sure u know wat that is 🤨

I did hear some weird stories about people doing stuff in the outisde world once, yeah...

As for sex being exercise... true. And NEVER EVER in school were we ever taught how much effort it was! Geez! I mean, I really could not believe it. Due to my personal circumstances I am not the most stamina-laden of people and several times during sex I have been worried I am going to have a heart attack and die, which at the very best I would imagine is bad manners to the lady, to die whilst having sex with her. Some men, I understand, have a problem with finishing too early. Blimey, I wish that would happen to me for once, so I don't nearly cease to exist in the process!

I'd have to agree with that, Sex is great exercise. I'm available for people to be their personnal trainer it's £45/hour or a daily rate of £500/day but it's limited to 16 hours out of any 24 hour period due to the need to eat sleep and shower.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I did hear some weird stories about people doing stuff in the outisde world once, yeah...

several times during sex I have been worried I am going to have a heart attack and die, which at the very best I would imagine is bad manners to the lady, to die whilst having sex with her.

lol.... awwww

😉

im sure people will be lineing up to get that deal corran 😉

Heh... yeah. In fact, there are a lot of things I had to learn the hard way (no pun intended) about sex.

Originally posted by silver_tears
a guy and chocolate someone lucked out kes 😂

and u can use both 😗

hehe go corran, well ush that sounds like a tough situation

lol.... 😊 cute...

awww ush 😬

For example- single beds.

No matter how much it looks like you should be able to, you CANNOT fit two people in one for the night...

I'm bad when it comes to double beds..

I hog the covers 😊 mehehehe

Yeah, but I can LIVE with that kind of argument. It's hogging the bed so the other person falls out that is more of a problem!

Added to which, I also discovered that bottoms grow to both twice their normal size and temperature at night...

Originally posted by Ushgarak
For example- single beds.

No matter how much it looks like you should be able to, you CANNOT fit two people in one for the night...

Well, here, again, we come to the 'me dying' part of the equation...