21st Century Holocaust

Well, when the moon is full...

Yeah, I know she's not here to defend herself. But I also know I'll pay for it all later..... 😂

Better go to the bank. Then call teleflora..... 😂

Interflora is online, send her a cyber boquet 😉

Nice and cheap. Like your jokes. 😂

Been there, done thaqt.

Did you know that if you order before 4:30pm in the UK they can deliver in Idaho before mid-afternoon....

I was impressed.... 😮‍💨

No, I didn't know that? Should I have? So is this a regular thing, RC?

Actually no, but it's nice to do something to surprise her once in a while. I think the flowers thing is a bit old now. Have to come up with a better surprise for the next one. 😈

I've got an idea...how about laying in a T1 connection for her? That way she doesn't have to use that crappy AO-HELL.

Actually, I think where she's living right now isn't too longterm so I don't think that would be the brightest idea.

Why a T1, she'd never use it. I did suggest DSL. Maybe I'll have to influence her a bit in that direction...

Don't be cheap RC, get her an OC-3.

Hmmmmm, what's she gonna do with THAT kinda kit.

Jeezz, that's some bandwidth and she's only got one little PC to plug in. What's that, about 155Mbps or something like that.

I know, a nice Catalyst 8540 with 8 ATM modules. Kinda overkill but it would sure be fast... 😂

I've got Datacenters running less bandwidth!!!

She will be sooo surprised when she gets it up and running. 😂

Yeah, but more surprised that it got paid for. Not on my salary, that's for sure...

Oh come on. ITC people make a fortune, you can afford it. Especially for "the love of your life".

AT least one of those statements is a mis-conception... 😮‍💨

Hmmmmm, I wonder which one....

Not the one about making a fortune, that's for sure. So it's "love of his life" or being able to afford it. I would guess the first but what if he has an excessive lifestyle..... hmmmmmmmmmm.

When did RC start work for the Independent Television Commission?

I was wondering that as well. Now you know which one was the mis-conception.

ITC=Information Technology and Communications. They added the C to IT recently. Guess you're not in the high paying salaries after all.

OK, who's "They" and do "They" work for ICL?

Anyway, my Job Title is Technical Design Authority - Data Centers.