comic guy from the simpsons

You could, but you won't.

Fire up the mind probe. 😈

*manipulates joystick, sends probe droid to Ush, injects needle*

Start singing, little birdie. 😈

Oooooo...Sith torture ! Can I play ? 😈

Sure.

*hands joystick to Gundy for Round 2*

Let's see. Round 2. Oh boy ! Painful dentistry!!! Open wide, Ush. 😂

Must...refuse...to...speak...

(Ear-splitting whine of drill in background) Hmmm...sorry, we seem to be all out of novacaine..... 😈

Must...maintain...heroic...posture...

OH Boy! Ya know that's gotta hurt!!! 😱

*pulls out goose feather and starts tickling Ush's feet while Gundy proceeds with Round 3*

Oh COME on, Queeq, when are you goign into the Python routine here? I've been waiting... is that a stuffed cushion I see before me?

Bring me.....the COMFY CHAIR!

NOT... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

Poke her with... the SOFT CUSHIONS.

Have you got all the stuffing up one end?

Biggles!

Yes, Lord?

Good evening, I'm Inspector Tiger.

Brave sir Robin!