Laundry Joke
Dear Tide:
> > > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it since
the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best. In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on
my new white blouse. My
husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem. One thing led to
another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse as well. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. After a quick trip out, I stopped and got
a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came
out! They came out so
well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty bag people.