spoons

Evil? or not so Evil?

spoons are fine, it's the damn cows...*just try and take over the world...*

huh?

spoons are evil.... *quivers..*

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Originally posted by JediHDM
spoons are fine, it's the damn cows...*just try and take over the world...*

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I’m not so sure. It’s hard to eat a ball of soup or ice-cream when the spoon just bends like THAT! (snaps fingers). I usually don’t use cows for eating 😉

Originally posted by The Omega
I’m not so sure. It’s hard to eat a ball of soup or ice-cream when the spoon just bends like THAT! (snaps fingers). I usually don’t use cows for eating 😉

You actually do use cows when you eat!! where do you think ice cream comes from? Refrigerated cows of cours!!! and that cream in the soup? well, that come from OLD cows!!!

what an interesting..cow theory....😛

Cows are important! Where else would Neo get his leather clothes and such? 😄

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Cows are important! Where else would Neo get his leather clothes and such? 😄

BINGO!

Omega> If you yourself would stop thinking so much and just EAT THE DAMN ICE CREAM, you wouldn't have to worry about the spoon bending on you...As for the cows, if you walk by, and it LOOKs like they're eating cud, standing around, its because they are really waiting for you to leave, so they can get back to their plans for taking over the world...And they're sneaky, too, cause if you sneak up on them, they still know... 😖hifty:

.... sometimes I worry. Over-analyzing the matrix movies is one thing, but... cows?

Omega> If you yourself would stop thinking so much and just EAT THE DAMN ICE CREAM, you wouldn't have to worry about the spoon bending on you...As for the cows, if you walk by, and it LOOKs like they're eating cud, standing around, its because they are really waiting for you to leave, so they can get back to their plans for taking over the world...And they're sneaky, too, cause if you sneak up on them, they still know...

Cows... hmmm. They do always seem to be up to something. It's that whole "looking like they're not up to anything" look that gets me thinking about it. I mean they just put so much into looking innocent, they must be faking.
That's why I eat 'em, and their frozen cream! They're never taking over my planet!

ROTFL

Keep it up Priest u funny ****er 😛

L😂L u lot crack me up!!!

Yeah, laugh now, until they get bold enough to try something...you think human suicide bombers are bad, wait until you got that much methane pent up in one place...Man, thats some bad stuff, right there...

Spoons aren't bad though - I use them all the time 🙂 Unlike the Sheriff of Nottingham who wanted to use one to cut out Robin Hood's Heart...hrmmm.

I don't know, but the image of Monty Python Keeps Getting Back in my head when i read the above.....

==>"Now, Why do witchs Burns?"
-->"Because they are made out of wood?"
==>"Thats Exactly right! Now Why do they float?
-->"Ummmmm..... Because they are like Stale Bread?"
==>"No no no, Because Because they weight as much as a duck!"

just thought I'd share something with you guys... 😎

I had a boss who had a diet spoon. It was a spoon with a hole in the middle. That was an evil spoon.

Cows - that depends. If you know the secret password they will not hurt you, and will include you in their plans to take over the world. Other wise, get ready to have your nipples pulled on... really hard and for a really long time.