CandyKoRn & Nivvy, Please Read!

Started by LanceWindu16 pages

What are you gonna do? Sell it on the Black Market eBay?

Well, i was gonna make up a fake story about it belonging to some celebrity, but i guess that could work too n.n

As long as I get a penny out of it.

And a kiss.

Awwww what a rip off 🙁

What?

Where ?

Why?

Who ?

How?

I can see your Schwartz

My Schwartz has been out for a while.

You just now noticed?

Yeh, i think our Schwartz are tangled...... Arghhh Maybe if you move your Schwartz right a little....

*moves it to the right*

That's the money spot...er...I mean...*clears throat*...yeah

And..... Left knee to the Red....

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ** Crashes down on her own Schwartz **

That must hurt your Schwartz.

Ehhh, I'm not used to using the Schwartz.

Your's must be strapped on.

Yeh damn thing, tends to slip every once in a while.... Uncomfortable....

Why not remove your Schwartz and kneel in front of mine.......so I can knight you.

Wow, I see your Schwartz is tremendous in Power. Something Princess Lay Her would be proud of.