Hamsters

My brothers have this evil demonic hamster sleeping in my bedroom and I swear its plotting revenge and trying to take over our house 😠 I honestly would not mind if my cat ate that ugly little critter 😠

Ok I'm done, I just needed to vent

too much south park for someone.

😑 I've never even seen South Park

oh, very odd, because that is basically a word for word plot description of one of the episodes, excepts its not a hamster, its an evil gold fish.

I remember that episode

But I've never heard of an evil hamster 🤨 Maybe ya should 'accidently' set it free 😖hifty: No one has to ever know

Set it free to the afterlife!

the good ol evil gold fish now dont we all want a mom like stans mom that covers the whole incedint up for u cause she thinks u did it

😂 Yeah.

Then 'evil' Cartmen was actually good.

That was hell-a funny.

*feels left out* I am the only person here who hasn't seen that show 😕

It's hilarious.

You'd like it.

Hahahaha when I heard about hamsters Freddy's Dead is the first thing to come to my mind. He smashed them with a hammer when he was a kid.

"Son of a 1000 maniacs !"

Freddy's Dead?

What's that?

The 6th Nightmare on Elm Street movie

Oh, ok.

I understand now.

Anyways, back to my hamster problem. I've been trying to sleep but the little f*cker keeps knawing on his cage so it makes it kinda hard

Throw him out the window.

Put the cage elsewhere, or even better. Near your cat !

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Throw him out the window.

😂 😂

I can't throw him out the window, that would be so cruel.
And Pablo I can't put the cage elsewhere or feed him to the cat, then I would have to deal with the wrath of my mother *hides*

Accidently open the door and let him get lost.

Accidentaly let him out and accidentally step on him.