Today, in the UK it is.....

Your powers are weakening young fool!

Why you want me to insult women is beyond me...

The fact that you can't shows that we have the control! And that is exactly how it should be!

Oh, she is pushing it now...

Ushgarakm you weak willed fool. These women, they think they know it all.

Just ask Edna how the driving is going... 😂

its going fine at the moment actually! Thank you for inquiring RC. That was most kind of you. Fourth test on Thursday. I'm become quite practised at it now! Quite an achievement to be as bad a driver as me I feel!

Yeah, it must take a special kind of bad driver to be on the forth one.

Well Ive never been one to blend with the crowd. I am proud to be a bad driver. That takes real talent!

Hmmm, talented at being bad at something. That's a new perspective.

I just see it as a failure on your part. 🙄

It's not working. Try this.

Elle, you missed an apostrophe in that sentence. That is appalling.

Well RC not even I can be good at everything!

And Ush, come on try better than that! I have never been able to spell. Who am I to change the habit of a lifetime?

Can't spell, can't cast spells... dearie me...

Well I'm more endrearing that way! Who wants a witch that doesnt make mistakes? How dull!

Endrearing, eh?

Well, a Witch who doesn't strand me in the netherworlds would be nice.

Well if you will insist on fidgetting! Youshould have read the small print im afraid!

But you're not very good at anything are you Edna?

Oh I wouldn't say that! I'm good at not being good!

You're not THAT good at it...

(This could take a while...)

Well I have all the time in the world! Actually I dont! So never mind!

See, hasn't even got enough time to be good at being bad. No dedication! 😂