Random Conversation

hey HEY!

Well random conversations are always good, don't you think? At least this way they can't close your thread. Like I've seen some ppl complaining about 😂 ahhh poor dudes.

Anyways, erm.... hard to start off a random conversation, sooo I'll tell a joke! 😄 gotta lov em!

There was this Lady talking to a cop, she says "officer, my husband is missing!" He says "Ok calm down mam, could you describe him to me?" she says "ok, he was short, fat, bald on the top, he tends to sweat a lot and spits when he ta... you know what, nevermind."

I've got a better one.
A new priest decided to visit the members of his parish. He came to the house of one of the members, and nocked on the door. Someone was obviously home, but noone would come to the door. so the priest took his card and wrote on the back: "i stand at the door and knock, and if you open the door i will come in and eat with you." he then taped it to the door and left. that sunday, when he looked in the collection plate, there was his card, and written on the back below his message was: "i heard your voice and was afraid for i was naked."

^_^ that's pretty good. I'm better at the "Quotes" thing 😉

I Used to pray to the lord everynight for a new bicycle. Then realised that God doesnt work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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Ah art, my pride, my joy!

lol there so funy i like the last 1 da best though i cant think of a joke at the moment sory ill post 1 later

umm, i dont know good jokes 😑 all i know are stupid kiddy ones that my cousins tell me.
oh well, this is a Random thread so ill say something random... bananas are yellow. actually, come to think of it this might get moved to Off Topic Forum, so ill start a conversation about HP. something controversial... is sirius dead forever? or wil he come back to life? or do you, like me, think that he wont "come back" but harry will be able to contact him somehow?

Of course Sirius is dead. and i doubt he'll be coming back. Rowling killed him for a reason, same as Cedric. poor Cedric.....

Yea, Sirius is definatley dead for good.... *tear* a favorite character of mine (other the Fred and Georger of course) and I don't think Harry will get to contact him either. Remeber when he talked to Nearly Headless Nick at the end?
It sux, but I don't think Sirius will make another appearence in the books.

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Ah art, my pride, my joy!

i liked him i want harry to contact him but like others i dont think he will

oh, everyones against me, lol. i think harry will be able to contact sirius through that mirror sirius gave him: i dont think that was put there for no reason.

I agree, JK doesn't have the heart to do that. And as frootlooplucy said, the mirror ain't there for nothing

i dont no wat will happen

i completly agree that harry will contact sirius. I mean he mite fix the mirror and somehow make contact with him....i hope so...i miss sirius 🙁 ❌

Maybe the mirror has somthing to do with his parents. What if he contacted them?