The Off-Topic Topic : Episode II

I do. 😎

Well, I always said you know where your towel is.

Hippos are fine as long as you don't stand behind them...

I find the same true of rhinocerouses (spelled wrong), although there's danger in the other end too.

Rhino's run very fast but can't see very well. When you meet one in the wild, keep a little distance and don't move. He'll think you're a tree. My two cents of useless info.

Well if a Rhino came charging against you top speed could you keep your cool queeq? 😄 🤣 I am a tree dumdi dumdi du.

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Thanks finti...that's what I was thinking. queeq is obviously having a hallucination that he's crocodile dundee. Pay no attention to that tree that looks like an idiot.... 😂

Well, you'd have to keep your cool in situation like that. I'd say run to the nearest set of trees and stand still. Running from any wild animal is usually a bad idea. And yeah, I'm cool. 😎

Running away from wild animals is a bad idea huh queeq? OK I will remind you that you said that next time you have a herd of angry female elephants herding towards you. I guarantee you will be running whilst I will be fleeing in the neerest jeep like any sensible person!

Yes, it would be handy to keep your jeep nearby or at least not walk too far from it.

Well I guess it would be even handier to not prvoke the animals in the first place! You hear that queeq? Leave the nice Rhino alone! There's a good boy!

Better just to keep him out of the jungle.

Yeah just locking him in the closet would be safer for all concerned i think!

I don't want to think about what will happen if Queeq is stuck forever in the closet...

Well as long as he NEVER comes out again the world will be safe. It is is someone accidently opens it in 20years that I would worry! Kind of like a pandoras box!

What the heck would the equivalent of hope be in there?

Well actually i was getting at all the toubles of mankind that were let out when the thing was opened!

Yes... but if the troubles are in there hope has to be in there as well, yes?

Well we could always put Gundy inthere too!

Gundy as hope, eh? Hmmm...