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Yes i think we shuld sell tickets for this one. Could make a fortune!

*hands Edna a roll of blank tickets to stamp for the first showing of queeq's newest adventure* 😂

Roll up Roll up! Get your tickets here! The most amazing freak show this side of cruscant! Sorry - the most amazing turn ons this side of coruscant! Roll up Roll up! Get your tickets here!

*RC walks in with rather red, though wonderfully hairless legs.*

Damn, that hot wax hurts.

**Edan and Keo whistle from acros the room**

Wow! queeq is going to be so surprised!

*triple whistle from Edna and Keo* 😮‍💨

Look at you all sexy in a short skirt! Now if you just want to get those pom poms! They are behind you on the floor! **Edna and Keo giggle girlishly**

RC, you never told us you were bowlegged !! 😱 riding too many horses? 🙄

To much time on the thigh master!

How do you girls wear these thongs? It get's into some very odd places. 😱

You wanna loosen the spring on that thigh master RC, you couldn't stop a pig in an entry!

Anyway, nice legs and those hob-nail boots set them off a treat 😱

Hob nail boots ???? Yikes !!! 😱

(quickly locks closet door) okay, folks, take your little freak show down to the Ush's circus. You can join his goofy clowns riding around in their volkswagen. Until I show up with the clown gun of course. 😈

*Kicks down closet door with hobnail boots.*

Come on Keo, and a one, and a two, and a Ra Ra Ra!

(Force-lifts and locks door in place, sprays around pom-pom repellant). Don't you guys have anything better to do ? Why don't you go down to my lab and play ? There's something walking around down there on six legs that will keep you occupied. 😈

No thatnks gundy we would rather stay here and watch RC's two legs. They are far more entertaining.

*looks at RC's legs*

UUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, no hair. 😂

Guys MUST have hair on their legs. (crosses RC off sexy guy list) sorry, old boy...that will teach you to play with THOSE kind of women. 😂

Oh sorry RC! Did we forget to tell you that waxing your legs would make you a public laughing stock? Oh! It must have slipped my mind! Sorry!

*One bottle of hair restorer later*

OK, now I have wookiee legs, must have mis-read the instructions. 🙁

YIKES! 😱 WOOKIEE LEGS. OK, Edna, get Dim's hair lotion out; we gotta braid them hairy legs. 😈

Save a fortune on pants.