Edna is NOT dead!

Hum... not sure how to take that... should I be censoring this one or not... hang on, I CAN'T censor this one, it's entirely for her...

Well of course you can't edit this one. Maybe you should just start a new one. EDNAISNOTDEAD EP2. 🤣

My censoring is all mental...

I DO have a sequel to this thread planned, though. And she will hate me for it...

Why do I feel as though I am goingto be turning someone into a frog within the next 4 days?

Didn't we agree that your schtcik with me was hitting me over the head with bottles? And I seem to remember something about being kissed better...

Bottles? When was this?

At the old place. You remember our discussion about schticks? We can always go back and check, you get that bloody pup-up every page but it's still possible to browse there.

I remember the Schticks but not the bottle!

Got it! Thread was DO SOMETHING!!! which I created because of Raz's cruel (and STILL UNFUNNY) April Fool's joke...

She really is magnificent when she is angry...

Edna witch
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If I were you then I shouldnt compliment me when I'm in a bad mood. You are likely to get slapped!

Ushgarak
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This is still worth it...

Edna witch
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(4/2/01 11:41:22 pm)

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How on earth can being slapped be worth it? Are you completely insane?

Ushgarak
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You haven't slapped me yet... I'm hoping I don't give you further cause...

The "this is worth it" line was aimed at others who will understand what I mean...

Edna witch
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(4/2/01 11:44:56 pm)

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Well if you really want me to slap you then I will quite happily oblige!

Ushgarak
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That isn't actually part of the plan, no.

Edna witch
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Smacking you round the back of the head with my broomstick?

Ushgarak
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Hey- that's not in my contract!

Edna witch
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Neither was i originally!

Ushgarak
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I re-negotiated when you turned up... but broomstick bashing is something I was strict about...

Edna witch
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(4/2/01 11:57:19 pm)

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Hows about smashing potion bottles over your head then?

Ushgarak
Jedi Master
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Err... how much will it hurt?

Edna witch
Jedi Knight
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(4/3/01 12:03:27 am)

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Im not sure! Ive never done it before. But I will be here to kiss it better if it does hurt! Of course iwill only do it if you really annoy me when I am really angry!

Ushgarak
Jedi Master
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Then that can be your schtick with me if I anger you...

I cant believe you just went and found that! You must bebored!

You know the answer to that one already-hardly FULL life I have, is it?

I know that but I meant really really really bored!

Um... (thinks). YEESSS!!!!

Welcome to my wonderful world...

Hmmmm, there something familiar about this place. It's like we're reliving the past but with two new people.....

whoa, rattling the old cage, are ya, digging up dirt, rattling those bones.... tred softly. 🙄

But that story ended well enough, or at least the ongoing adventures seem to be going well...

Maybe I'll write a book....

*sigh* What's the matter, RC? 😕

You'll have to give me the full story on that one some time, RC. Did everyone laugh at you, as well?

Ush, RC sounds so down in the dumps.

He's a TAD maudlin, I'll grant you... life drags at you like that sometims. But he'll bounce back.