Latinaman joke for you
Salesperson: Excuse me sir i'm gonna have to ask you to put back those hams
Chris: What hams?
Salesperson: The one under your shirt
Chris🙁lifts up shirt) What hams?
Salesperson: Oh excuse me, i'm sorry your not a thief, your just a fat kid. Your jus ta big ole fat kid aren't you? Hey john he's not stealing anything, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you fatty? Fat fat fat, just a big ole fat kid. Here have some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks!