Queeq it was, of course...
"I swear I look marginally better now and have better dress sense. That was not however a jacket but rather just a long sleeve black shirt with the cuffs folded up. Oh dear the past seems to be creeping up on us...we werent built for this...Although I must ask is this how you imagied us to have been even if that was 5 years ago."
You do dare, and you are right!
"It's a very long story! And I was unbelievably drunk! We had been sheltering in the biggest tent we had all day making the foulest alcoholic concoctions we could manage. Boy were we drunk? And it was traffic light night. I played safe and went for amber but that obviously wasn't safe enough!"