Yup!
"I skipped school on Friday to run some errands, so I was going to drop by the movies in the morining to check it out, buttttt, once I got up there, the parking lot was packed, I tooo didn't have the strength to see it. I'll probably catch a late night showing in the middle of the week, to avoid those school aged buggers"
Of course!
"You know, when I was five years old, we moved into a brand new house. We had all of my relatives over on moving day. To try to be funny, one of my uncles took the head of a Barbie doll, and stuck it on a stick, and put it at the end of our driveway.
I was only five, but I could just see the look on the neighbors faces as they drove by. "Oh God, what kind of people have moved in here?""