Another one for Fitch makes me think there is some cheating going on...
"Well in UK legal age for Drinking is 18, but the legal age for sex is 16, but get this right the minimum age for watching a porn movie with sex in is 18.
So you can have sex at 16 and possibly have children, but you can't go see a movie to watch sex although you can partake in it, if you do have children before the age of 18 you cannot celebrate this with anything more potent that a cup of tea!
How bizarre! cue song with Finti!"
Oooh, the police are getting interested in you, Fitch...
Crap, I am running low on these again!
"Jeepers, now I feel old. I loved Flash as a kid, my favourite line is....
"Halt Lizard man, escape is impossible!"
or maybe its....
"Gordans ALIVE!!!"
but then again it could be Brian Blessed's excellent....
"Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"
Tee-hee."