You know you're obsessed when...

These are really funny to do... let's see if we can come up with a good one...

you know you are obsessed with lord of the rings you have a nickname relating to the movies and you respond to it

You know you are obsessed with the Lord of the Rings when
-you try to walk on snow without footprints
-you always walk abroad and whenever there's a sound cry "Nazgûl!!!"
-you tell your doctor you need elvish medicine

u know you are obsessed with lord of the rings when
- you parade aroung the house in a brown cloak going "you cant see me you cant see me"
- you refer to your parents as ents
- you go up to random people on the street, grasp their hand and say (with tears in your eyes) "we SHALL see the shire again."

- your teacher wants to get your homework and you cry "If you want in, come and claim it!!!"

- you cast your mum's golden ring into the fire to look if it's the One

- you accuse Saruman for every thunderstorm

-try to stand on top of the empire state building and conjur up a massive storm
-you see an old man on the street that resembles gandalf and u lash onto his ankle with a whip of fire

- your kitchen knife glows a bit and you try to lock your kitchen door with some forks (there is no spoon 😛 )

- you try to breed urukhai in your caves

- you break your neck trying to sleep on a tree

- you call your friends "master" and pretend youre their gardener

-u try to overflow your bathroom inorder to reenact the last march of the ents (lucky you)
-crouch on all fours and eat raw fish
-robe your dog in all black garb with pasted on wings and attempt to fly on him in a black cloak
-use your brother as a basis for breeding uruk-hai

lol my poor brother

- you attack people dressed in black and cry "back, you devils!!!"

- you try to kill every spider you see with a needle

- your cars door is frozen in winter and you try to open it shouting "edro! edro!!"

-you attempt to somehow put a light bulb (turned on) in a glass vial and waving it around at people saying BEHOLD!!!! EARENDIL!!!
-you roll yourself in mud, jump in a pile of branches and leaves, put on stilts and step on anything ur little wannabe ent ass wants too 😄
-you stand on the washington monument in pure white garb with long white hair yelling "TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR"
-you use miracle gro in hopes of sprouting hair on your feet
-you get facial surgery to mold your ears so they're pointy

-everytime you walk by a large tree you think... that one looks entish
-you can't go one day without eating second breakfast and elevensies

you know you're obsessed when:
-everytime your mom makes fish for dinner you start singing gollum's fish song
-you have the fish song memorized
-you're in the mall and are two stores away and hear lotr music, you ditch your friends and go stand infront of the tv and watch it

When...

*You've actually got your PARENTS calling you Goldilocks! (Yes, my dad really does and it makes me feel so....well...happy!)
*Your email address, sign-in names etc. are ALL related to Tolkien in some way or another!

o god im obessed....heheh

lol............same herrrrre

he he, this is some great stuff!!! 😂 🤣 Hey some of these things sound like something i would/have done. At the mall i saw ttt picture books and i ran over to them got comfortable and started reading, i didnt find my friends? they went home.

-when you're about to drive down to your local video shop (bare foot), with curly scribbles resembling hobbit hair all over your feet

-having every inch of your bedroom walls covered with lotr posters

-going to see it 13 tiomes in the cinema...and then downloading it a few weeks after its left the cinema 😛 !

seems like im obsessed 😛 but i didnt see it 13 times... just 6 *sniffe*

oh god, i did one of these things on fanfiction.net aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago!!! I'll try and find it and post it, it was about four pages long!!

Ya my walls are all most all coverd with lotr stuff.
-When you and your friend get on your horses and get sticks, 1 lance and 1 sword each and chase each other around the pastures and down the road in ur PJs n bare foot, and throw the sticks at each other
-When you go to the river(on horses) and you get on 1 side ur friend on the other and take turns being Arwen , holding a plastic bag with leafs in it, yelling across the river "if you want him, come and claim him." n runing down the river screaming.

I'm obbessed.................and proud of it. That tree in my back yard does look Entish.........